Only Superhuman

Flash Video by TMST Animation

For some reason, this strikes me as absolutely hilarious, perhaps because this is the way I've always seen the Christian God. Even when I was still a Christian, I was always thinking "So humankind is hardly 'in His likeness' anymore, I mean, we're killing each other in every way we can find, we start wars over the stupidest stuff, why doesn't he just say, 'You know what, forget this little experiment they call humanity, I'm just gonna wipe the slate clean and start over?'" I mean, even though I knew that God had made that promise to Noah, there's still the entire book of Revelations that says He would break it someday, so why not sooner than later? Seriously though, half of me wants Christianity to be real, because, even if it means that I'm going to hell and stuff, I can't wait to see the look on the faces of all the people who think that they're so righteous and following His word to a tee, but passing unfair judgment on others in His name, (for instance, the idiots over at GodHatesFags.com) when they get sent right to hell with the rest of us sinners. Need I remind everyone of Mark chapter 7, this from the very book which they hold so dear to their hearts, which says,

1	Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2	For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3	And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4	Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5	Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

But yeah, not that I can actually stand any more than five verses out of that book, but I just love using the very words people are trying to force on me against them. I also love how the very book they're using to judge people calls them a hypocrite. XD

Oh, and as a side note, my favorite humans in the video have got to be the pirate and the ninja, and the idiot with the can of bug spray.

Oh, and just to make it perfectly clear, I don't hate all Christians, just the ones that act like they're perfect and the rest of the world isn't, when in reality, they're far from perfect.